Gender

I have found this and had to post it.  You may not know this,  but many non-living things have a gender.

1- Ziploc Bags=Male:  They hold everything inside, but you can see right through them.

2-Copiers=Female:  Once turned off, it takes awhile to warm them up again.  It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if wrong buttons are pushed.

3-A Tire=Male: It goes bald and is often over-inflated.

4-A Hot Air Balloon= Male: To get it to go anywhere you need to light afire under it, and of course there is the hot air.

5-Sponges=Female:  They are soft, squeezable, and retain water.

6-Web Page=Female:  It's always getting hit on.

7-Subway=Male:  It uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8-Hourglass=Female: Over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.(Ladies you know what I'm talking about.)

9-Hammer=Male: It hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10-Remote Control=Female: (Ha! you thought it would be male gottcha!)  It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost with out it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!!!