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I don't know if any of you have seen this but all I can say is holy cow!





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Up date.
Yesterday I played my violin in church. Now I was not very confidant in some places in the song. But as my mother would always say:

"If you start together and end together, you are good. No one else knows what the song sound like."

She is right to a point. Another thing is that I don't know how it would sound I mean I was also playing with an organ, along with a piano. I have never done that before. But the good thing is that a lot of people was telling me that they loved the song, all three of us has done such a fabulous job.

Cheers Everyone!

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith

My review

rating: 4 of 5 stars
Well this book well make Jane Austen role around in her grave like a cat in a dryer. But it is still a good book to read. Seth Grahame-Smith makes fun the prized book.

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Wow what to say about this book. It is so absurdly weird that I just couldn't help but like it.
The book cover had been voted as one of the best cover. This book has everything from ninjas, cannibalism, swordfights, romance, heartbreak, adultery, even illustrations inside the book.

This book is still Pride and Prejudice an all it's glory, Seth just added a lot to the story. You know I have wondered if Seth have herd from many women that they want to have someone like Darcy, and how much they loved Pride and Prejudice. So taking revenge on poor Jane Austen he wrote this book. I don't know it is just speculation.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

• Bingley: the same as ever. Sometimes I have always wondered if he cant do anything with out Darcys OK, its like he cant function without Darcy. He is also not a very good fighter.
  
• Darcy: more delicious within this book. He has more whit. He fights Wickham, and leaves him bedridden. Still saves Lydia in his own way. Fights the Zombies with Elizabeth. Has his heart broken. Fights Elizabeth. Marries her.
  
• Miss Bingley: never understood her character. I mean she is after Darcy but she is so dimwitted that she cant see that he barley puts up with her. (I so wanted to have her become a Zombie.) She has no function.
  
• Mr & Mrs. Hurst: Same thing never understood their roles.
  
• Jane: loves Bingley, don't know why but she does. Fights zombies. Knows Kong Foo Has her heartbroken.
• Charlotte Lucas/Collins: Turns into Zombie very slowly. Marries Mr. Collins. Her head get cut off by Lady Catherine.
• Mr Collins: Still a disgusting, annoying, stupid, dork. Marries Charlotte Lucas. never notices that Charlotte turns into a Zombie. Commits suicide, over Charlotte's death.
  
• Elizabeth: Still the same as she was. Knows Kong Foo. She fights Darcy. Falls in love with him, marries him. She fights zombies, lady Catherine, and ninjas and disembowels the ninjas.
• Lydia: the same as ever but knows Kong Foo
  
• Mary: same as ever but knows Kong Foo
• Kitty: Same as ever but knows Kong Foo
• Lady Catherine: Stupid, gets used much as ever. She is a ninja so to speak. She has a legion of ninjas at her disposal.
• Miss Darcy: shy as ever but studding under Elizabeth.
  

Here is some lines in the book:

"Mr. Darcy watched Elizabeth and her sister work their way outward, beheading zombie after zombie as the went."

"Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head."

"The Creatures were crawling on their hands and knees, biting into ripe heads of cauliflower, which they had mistaken for stray brains."

Late spring cleaning

Today I spent 5 hours cleaning the rug. I had to get out red punch, grape juice, syrup, applesauce, and other unknown stains. Bonus the rug looks and smells better, and the stains are gone.

The funny thing about this is that Jonathan my nephew loves coming down and feeling the wet carpet. He will step off the wet rug, stare at it and then jump back on it, laughing. I'm glad that someone likes the carpet wet.

I don't think that it will stay clean for long. So I just enjoy it while it is clean. So how about this?

• You are such a good clean carpet.
• You smell so nice!
• You look better without the stains!

Is that enjoyment enough? HAHAH! I'm so tired.

Rain, when it comes it pours.

Hilfe! Ich bin Ertrinken. Es müssen alle Regen, Utah wird in letzter Zeit. Ich meine auf jeden Fall bin ich nicht auf eine Geschenk Pferd in den Mund genommen. Hören Sie in Utah sind wir die zweite trockensten stat in dem Land, so bin ich mit Genugtuung über den Regen. Aber ich muss sagen, dass, wenn die Luftfeuchtigkeit wird mehr als 15% meiner Kollegen Utahan und ich denke, wir werden subtropic.

Aber trotz aller noch, dass ich ertrinken. Ich bin im Rahmen eines viel Stress. Ich jetzt, dass mein Bischof hat mir gestern ein Segen. Vielen Dank, Gott hat geholfen. Es hilft mir zu merken, dass Gott in und Er liebt uns sehr. Das geht so weit, er ist sich bewusst, von uns.

Ich habe eine harte Zeit im Moment. Ich fragen mich

"Was bin ich bereit, den für den Aufbau des Reiches des Herrn?"

Ich habe bereits meine Heimat, das Ansehen, Arbeit, Freunde und Familie. Die letzten 5 Jahren wurden brutal auf mich und meine Familie. Manchmal, wenn ich meine Gebete wounder ist in Gottes Ohr.

Cheers Everyone!!!

Don't by Pepsi in the new Can

Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new 'patriotic' can
coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the
Pledge of Allegiance on them.
However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge,
'Under God.'
Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't
want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either!
So if we don't buy any Pepsi products, they will not be offended
when they don't receive our money that has the words
'In God We Trust' on it

Well this goes to show that we are so worried about offending others that we are starting to offend ourselves.

Cheers Everyone!!!

Oh yeah I forgot (sorry) but the Pepsi thing is false. But not my commentary under it. I still believe that we are starting to offend ourselves.

Wow! How true

Amen!

Cheers Everyone!!!!

Blog

Ok I've shocked up the blog today! I've deleted somethings, and added somethings.


Things went not so smooth, it took me all day to do it. Mostly because I had lots of interruptions. Sheesh, yeah I don't very much like interruptions, they get annoying after a while.


Cheers Everyone!!!

Baby watch & Early intervention

I have heard a lot of misconceptions about autism. I have hard some that are um.............out there, like:

• autism can come on later in life, like cancer.
  
• Then the popular misconception that autism is cause by the MMR shots.
  

The disorder is indeed genetic.

The questions is, how do we know that a child has autism? As a parent you can do what is called "Baby watch." This is easy enough and you can do this watch when the new born is about 3 day's old. What you do is you watch your new born while you are talking to him or her. If your new born can focus on your face/eyes then that is a good indication that the child in question is autism free. If the child cannot focus on your face/eyes, then I would recommend to have the child tested.

Not only test for the disorder but also test for an allergy to gluten and calcium. The reason why is autism is now overly diagnose. If the child in question has an allergy to gluten and calcium then the child will exhibit systems as if it were autism, if the allergy is consume. How this happens is that the allergy creates an chemical reaction within the body, as a result it will make the child appear as if he or she has autism. If the child is allergic to gluten and calcium then of course take it out of the diet.

Autism is on the rise. The question is why? With in the past "experts" thought that the disorder was caused because the person is overly sexed. So the "experts" would castrate them if they were male. If female they would just give a full hysterectomy, then put both the male and the female into locked separate cages. Or they would be killed.

In France back about 250 years ago they have found a girl who they called the chicken girl. This girl was locked up within the same cage as the chickens. She acted just like the chickens who she was around night and day. Now remember this event was before they have found out what autism was; there was not a diagnose if this girl had autism or not. But today as doctors and sociologist have studied this "chicken girl's" case the more they are convinced she had autism. She is the classic example of what people would do if their child who had autism.

The reason for this to happen is that people did not know what autism was. They didn't understand how to help their child. They may have thought that they were consumed by the devil. So the distraught parents did what they thought was best. They would put them into institutes, where they would be abused unto the point of death. Or they would just be locked up in cages after the doctors would perform the surgeries. When this was done the gene pool of the disorder was somewhat contained.

So how can a parent help their child who has autism? There are schools for autistic children. The sad thing is that some parents cannot afford the $28,000 or more a year to put their child in school, every year. So some parents have been thinking out side the box; so they can effectively help their child. One possible solution is parents, caregivers, and teachers needs to be trained to teach a child who has autism. What it is, how it is came to be, how to create a successful routine. The teachers in public schools will know how to reach and teach the child successfully. So the abuse of the child in schools will stop, so will the accidental death.

If there is any other solution that you can think of please let me or Jeremy Robb know at his blog. We are open to ideas.

Cheers Everyone!!!

Sick! Come what may.

You know the funny thing about having a sinus infection, (or any other ailment), is that "they" tell you to get plenty of rest. So while resting up all day, your up all night. Go figure.

Yes, I have even skipped church. I didn't have the energy after the shower. So while I'm at home I thought I might as well be productive. I thought I'll try and make much needed banana nut bread. HAHAHAh that didn't work out. It's not that I'm a bad cook, but because I have ran out of steam fast. So I thought that I would take an arrangement that I wrote for the clarinet called "Come thou Fount of Every Blessing" and tweak it a little. Again hahaha that did not work.

So what is next? Of course is sleep, I was up all night. Now because I'll be sleeping during the day I'll be up all night again. The cycle never ends.

Cheers Everyone!!

My new toy

I have downloaded a new toy. Song writer by Finale. I'm having so much fun. So yes I'm making arrangements for my violin. I'm so tired of playing other peoples arrangements that I swear they have no idea how to play the violin. So they just put notes on the page and call it a "violin arrangement", believe me it turns out bad. It's like me trying to make an arrangement for the percussion, a bunch of interments that I have no idea how to play. So for me to try and write anything would be a huge blunder.

So yesterday I made an arrangement of Kolob for my violin, no piano accompaniment it sounds cool. I also took an old arrangement that was written for SATB, piano, and violin, called "The First Noel-Canon in D". I just put the violin solo on a page by it self. This arrangement was written back in 1996. It sounds amazing, Linda Wagner along with my Mother figured it out the arrangement. It's completely original and sorry you cant buy it or download it. I may however figure out how to make a page and put all the arrangements on line to so people can download them if they want them. However if I decide this it will take me a while to figure it all out, I also need to copyright everything, that is a must.

Cheers Everyone!!

Philological discussions

Get this the Jack who is the second councilor to my bishop told me:

Jack: "I'm going to come over one of these days, so I can hear your family's philological discussions."

Me: "When you do come over we will discuss the history of shoelaces, maybe it will be pond scum. We haven't had any of these 'discussions' after we have heard that you want to hear our strange 'discussions'."

I didn't think that we are that interesting. All this time I thought that my family and I are boring. Who knew!!!

Cheers Everyone!!

A Kitten named Bella

SIL Andria got a kitten for her boys. Guess where that kitten is right now!

In my bathroom!

I put here in there because of an adult male cat nicked named "His Highness". Yep he has me trained, (go figure). I'm allergic to cats, and this little kitten loves to coddle so she is very social. I will only have her for only a couple more days. My SIL is getting her house ready before she moves in. After she is done with that and is moved in, she is taking the kitten Bella with her, (she is a Twilight fan). My nephews loves their new kitten. They cant wait to take her home for good.

Yeah I know, I'm allergic to cats and yet I have one.

You know the different between dogs and cats right? Don't think of the obvious.

Dogs have owners.
Cats have a staff.

Cheers Everyone!

Reading

I was reading another fluffy romance book. Why? I don't know, I don't even like them. But thanks to my nephew Andrew he lost my spot. I'm trying to decide if that is a good thing or not. It was easy reading but boring.


Wow, to day I was on the freeway going home, and almost a car accident happened. Yeah I watched it. The cars in question were in front of me. Thank heavens for defensive driving. On top of that I was turning on to 7200 coming of off 21 so. Their was a car accident It just happen because the police were not there yet. I didn't see this one.

Everyone watch where you are going and be courteous on the roads, it's not that hard. Stop the rad rage and drive carefully.

Cheers Everyone!

The great Popsicle debate

My nephews Daniel and Andrew are trying to convince me that having a Popsicle will make them settle down. This is how it went.

Andrew:"After you feed Nathan, will you give us a Popsicle?"(Nathan is Daniel's and Andrew's baby brother).

Me:"You too are running around and screaming enough. Do you think that having a Popsicle will make you settle down?"

Both:"Yeah!"

Of course that will be their answer. I wasn't expecting anything less. I know they don't have a very strong case. But between too brothers who are 4 & 3 that is the best defense they can come up with.

I'll give in and give them one.

Cheers Everyone!

Label: Freakish toothbrusher

Monday night a friend of mine and I were talking, we were at her in-laws and she called me a "Freakish toothbrusher." It took me a little bit to figure out what she meant. Mostly because I was on a sugar shock, so my mind was............................out there a little bit.

So I stared laughing at that label. I thought that it was hilarious, (I think mostly I was laughing because of the sugar shock, and all I had was one Cream Soda! I promise.). She looked at me with wide eyes that was all mirth, and said:

My friend: "You are! You brush your teeth every time after you eat! You are a freakish toothbrusher!"
Me: "I know, I jest had something to eat and my tongue keeps feeling my teeth! Years ago My dad got smart, he bought me an electric tooth brush, so I would stop brushing my teeth so hard! It works I don't brush as hard!"

To all of you reading this blog. I'm so sorry but all this time you have been reading the thoughts of a "Freakish toothbrusher."

Cheers Everyone!

Weekned

Still looking for a good place to take a vacation. I need one it has been almost 2.5 years!

I'm looking at camping, somewhere in the states. A friend of mine came back from Lake Powell. She said that it was nice and beautiful. It would be the lake is up.

My parents want to go. But they never pass up a chance to go camping. The problem is that my Father has a C-Pack. I told him that he needs to get a battery powered generator, solar power would be even better. So he has been looking.

But I have basically left it up to them. I don't care where we go. I just need to have a vacation.